Tuesday, September 15

Pats give me more heart attacks than a McGangBang

(FYI: McGangBang - (n.) (1) a McChicken Sandwich stuffed in the middle of a Double Cheeseburger)

A ridiculous game last night. As Barstool Sports so elegantly put it, even when we try to lose we still win. Did anybody else see the (2) ridiculous roughing the passer calls against the Pats? Come on, I hit small children harder than that. Luckily Tom Brady's 2nd TD throw gave me an 87-86 win in FF. Good thing the Pats won, because if we had lost to TO (who only had 2 catches... jackass...) and the Bills in the opening game I probably would have contracted some form of tuberculosis and the shingles.

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